smiley jokes

[Loungegecko]

make a joke and use smileys

ill start

so this guy walks in to a store
and forgets to pay for some milk
they think hes shoplifting
and hes scared out of his mind and they ask him if he meant to and he goes
and then the store clerk is off to the side going
they ask if he knows what jail is like
he goes
the clerk to the side goes
he gets taken to court
the clerk testifies and says bad things about the man
the judge asks if its true
the clerk goes
and the guy goes
he goes to jail
moral of the story
IF YOU ARE A CLOWN
AND YOU ARE CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING
DON'T WEAR YOUR CLOWN STUFF TO THE COURT CASE
THE JUDGE WILL THINK YOU ARE A TOTAL JOKE